A brief history of a despised Despot and his beloved butt. The Medieval history lesson is depicted in hilarious vignettes of the King and his puckered lawmakers practicing to perfect their job…ass-kissing. The King's own butt rants about its attachment to the narcissistic dictator. "I'm the King's Butt", it exclaims. "He's an asshole…I should know!" And there's more from the disgruntled! The pet Bovine is miserable. His rump was surgically enlarged to match the Kings, and the moo'dy cow confesses: "I'm in therapy for self-esteem issues. I hate my ass!" The King won't stand for these blasphemous statements. No! Sitting on his huge heine, he asserts: "My rump is the SEAT of power over the Kingdom. I'm damned proud of my derriere!" One biting critique after another is paired with laugh-out-loud illustrations. In one, the King gazes at his majestic rump in the Koi pond, which induces retching among the disgusted fish. Ordinarily, history and humor are strange bedfellows. With this book, you can laugh and learn about the joy of mocking an authoritarian personality The tale will tickle your funny bone, boost your neurochemicals (the good ones) and fill your gut with belly laughs.So forget the pharmacy, ditch the docs, reject your rowing machine. Buy this comic and health-enhancing book NOW.
A brief history of a despised Despot and his beloved butt. The Medieval history lesson is depicted in hilarious vignettes of the King and his puckered lawmakers practicing to perfect their job…ass-kissing. The King's own butt rants about its attachment to the narcissistic dictator. "I'm the King's Butt", it exclaims. "He's an asshole…I should know!" And there's more from the disgruntled! The pet Bovine is miserable. His rump was surgically enlarged to match the Kings, and the moo'dy cow confesses: "I'm in therapy for self-esteem issues. I hate my ass!" The King won't stand for these blasphemous statements. No! Sitting on his huge heine, he asserts: "My rump is the SEAT of power over the Kingdom. I'm damned proud of my derriere!" One biting critique after another is paired with laugh-out-loud illustrations. In one, the King gazes at his majestic rump in the Koi pond, which induces retching among the disgusted fish. Ordinarily, history and humor are strange bedfellows. With this book, you can laugh and learn about the joy of mocking an authoritarian personality The tale will tickle your funny bone, boost your neurochemicals (the good ones) and fill your gut with belly laughs.So forget the pharmacy, ditch the docs, reject your rowing machine. Buy this comic and health-enhancing book NOW.
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