You may not believe it, but inside Geordie's head there's a lot going on...
When not being a rock star, Geordie has slipped into a life of quiet domesticity. House chores, being a watchful father, and a doting husband is not the Geordie we know.
As his fortieth birthday approaches, two things suddenly focus his mind. His wife's clandestine behaviour has him worried. Plus, the Shooting Tsars have been selected to star in the country's top TV reality show and must undergo survival training in the Scottish Highlands.
In his innocent, yet combative way, he brings chaos and calamity to those unfortunate enough to be caught in his wake.
When he meets a troubled teenage boy, it awakens the demons from his own childhood.
Can he unlock his past to save his future?