Big floating heads! Conscious cars that tell their owners when the mechanic from the garage down the street is ripping them off! Women suing General Motors for paternity! The Alternate Reality News Service sends reporters into other dimensions and has them write news articles about what they find there. What Were Once Miracles Are Now Children's Toys is the second collection of news, reviews, interview, advice columns and, yes, obituaries - after all, people in other universes die, too. If you don't like this reality, choose another!"Anyone with even a shred of a sense of humour should pick up this book.” (Antony Jones, Science Fiction and Fantasy Web site)"Nothing is without the potential for humor in Nayman’s mindset, and he twists, puns, and snarks his way through the morass of human life, helping us laugh at the sometimes utterly ridiculous world around us. Be prepared to laugh when reading What Were Once Miracles Are Now Children’s Toys.” (John Ottinger III, Grasping for the Wind Web site)