A massive collection of laughable, cheesy dad jokes that will have everyone in the family rolling on the floor—while slightly embarrassing the kids.As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm:• A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe.• After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self.• Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics.• Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment.• A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, "We don't serve minors."
A massive collection of laughable, cheesy dad jokes that will have everyone in the family rolling on the floor—while slightly embarrassing the kids.As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm:• A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe.• After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self.• Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics.• Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment.• A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, "We don't serve minors."
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