A hilariously sweary insult dictionary for anyone dealing with twats, tossers, and people who deserve creative vocabulary.
For the bellends, the gobshites, and the arsecanoes you can't legally punch.
This brilliantly rude little book is packed with over 100 original insults - mash-ups, made-ups, and magnificently offensive creations. From
wankthistle
to
twunt
, each entry includes a full dictionary-style definition, phonetic spelling, noun status, and just enough venom to be oddly therapeutic.
Whether you're silently labelling your boss, subtweeting an ex, or texting a friend mid-meltdown, this book delivers the catharsis you didn't know you needed.
Perfect for:
Fans of creative swearing, British humour, and modern misanthropy
Friends who deserve better insults
Anyone who's ever muttered "Oh, you absolute twunt" under their breath
Irreverent, ridiculous, and strangely soothing - this is not big.
But it is clever.