In this second sequel of The Life of a Mental Patient on the PGA Tour, the "I May Be Crazy but I'm not Stupid" gang become involved with a worldwide crime syndicate after the syndicate shot Simon on the 18th green in an attempt to prevent him from winning the Masters. Flying Duck goes to East Asia with his wife, Helen and caddy Hubert. Helen is kidnapped and the great detective Charlie Chang, a look-a-like to the movie hero Charlie Chan and his number one son work on the case. After competing in the British Open Simon; Jeb, his caddy; Ron his interpreter, Theodore, his swing coach; Bobby, his psychologist, go to China for a tournament but are prisoned for being spies. The crazy gang get together in China and break him out with excellent diversion tactics to the prison officials and guards. Flying Duck, Helen and Hubert fly back home to Black Dog Town in the Yukon, but they never make it. They survive a crash landing and now have to survive in the wilderness for over two weeks Dr. Gerald A. Walford earned his Ph.D. from the University of Maryland. He has written many books on sport sciences, skill learning and teaching. His doctoral studies was on psychology and the use and understanding of humor. Dr. Walford has coached university hockey and golf and is a member of the Professional Golfers' Association of America (PGA).