World-famous Metro-ville reporter Lois Lame is tired of being overlooked for Pulitzer prizes, so she decides to go out to the city's most crime-plagued, seediest areas and investigate a sudden influx of robberies and murders. Unfortunately for Ms. Lame, she stumbles upon a conspiracy involving Metro-ville's most vile criminals, including the Jokester, Rex Ruthless, the Puzzler, Flipper, and Pussy-Woman. Bat-Dude, Super-Dude, Wonder Lady, and the rest of the Freedom League do their best to save the woman they all love to screw. (Ms. Lame has a reputation for being a superhero whore.) Will the Freedom League be able to rescue Ms. Lame and continue having superhero style orgies? Or will Ms. Lame give in to the dark side and become the Jokester and Rex Ruthless' new mistress? More importantly, will the Dark Knight's boner ever rise again? Find out in this exciting, action-packed, sex-filled issue!