What did the tree say to the wind? Answer: Leaf me alone!
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball? Answer: Catch you later!
Knock-knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne (drain) the tub! I need to find my toy pebbles!
The Amazing Book of Riddles, Jokes, Knock-knock Jokes and Brain Teasers provides children ages 7-12, a boatload of fun, lots of a-ha moments, big smiles and laughter.Want a good, clean book for your children to read on road trips or quick errands? This is a must-have handy-dandy book for them.Your young readers will have a blast sharing knock-knock jokes, riddles, brainteasers, tongue twisters, and jokes with their friends and family!There's even a BONUS Word Search Sea Creature puzzle and a short Chapter of riddles for STAR WARS fans!This book will have children smiling and laughing out loud. It's a great gift idea for any child.Buy 10 copies of this book for all the birthday parties your children will get invited to...or as Christmas gifts!You'll provide good, clean fun AND happiness for the children in your life."Kids will love the riddles, brainteasers, and knock-knock jokes in this book!! Lots of laughter and good, clean fun await you. I'm a Grandmother, and I can hardly wait to read this to our grandkids!!" Dr. Becky Slabaugh #1 International Bestselling Author, Keynote Speaker, Licensed Clinical Pastoral Counselor, Mother of 2 Sons and Grammie to Tatum and Maisy Grace."Although this book was written for children, it is also an excellent stress reliever for adults! It can be read by anyone who wishes to lighten up his or her mood. Jackie Morey is a mother of two young children and she knows how to spend quality time with her children telling jokes, solving riddles and brain teasers, or doing word searches. Co-written with her son Michael, the activities in this book were written through the eyes of a joyful child." Rowena Arrieta, World-class International Classical Pianist, Finalist and Laureate at the VII Tchaikovsky International Music Competition, Mother of two."What a cool and fun book this is!! Riddles, brainteasers, tongue twisters and knock-knock jokes all in one place!! If you're a parent, grandparent or someone who's around kids, you'll want to get this book to read to them. And you might find yourself chuckling a bit as well. Perfect birthday gift, too." Matt Buchanan, Operations Manager, Father of 4, Grandfather of 10, and Great Grandfather of 2."My 4 grandchildren (ages 9,8,5 and 4) absolutely love jokes! And this book is full of good, clean jokes and riddles! As a very committed and intentional Grandmother I'm always looking for age-appropriate resources and books to read and enjoy with my four Grandbabes. This book 100% fits the bill! I plan to give it away as birthday gifts for all the families I know with children." Sharon Best, Mother of two, Grandmother of four, Life Coach