Brothers. Cyborgs. Con-men. Idiots.
Roaring across a post-apocalyptic hellscape on the run from a jilted warlord queen in a mind-controlled muscle car, smooth-talking con-man cyborg Trip and his stoner brother Rudy make a quick stop in the Beer Capital of the Wasteland to rob it blind. But when they're arrested and sentenced to death, they have no choice but to volunteer for a suicide mission into the monstrous All-Mart, an ever-expanding, Wasteland-devouring department store swarming with zombies, to rescue the daughter of a king. For fans of Mad Max, cyberpunk, and Hope and Crosby Road movies, Take the All-Mart! is the first exciting book in the Scoundrels of the Wasteland series: #1 - Take the All-Mart! #2 - We're Going to War! #3 - Death From Above!