In a world of two dimensions full of monsters and mad scientists, there are times when even a former superhero just wants to find something else to do. Get a hobby. Start a project. Anything. Sometimes, a forcefully retired superhero will strike out in new directions such as taking up art. Sometimes, they even try their hand at industrial strength art. Sure, it's not as glamorous as saving the world, making bargains to save people's souls or just thwarting international art smugglers, but a body's still got to make a living. Fill the long hours of the day. Reproducing the sixth and final storyline from the web comic in dead-tree format, this is STRING FINGER THEATRE.