Kids at Landfill Public School are bouncing off the walls with excitement because it's ... Book Parade!
It's also Sascha Martin's News Day. Mr Jack and Mrs Barnum should be terrified. But they're upbeat, they're confident, they're ready to catch anything the day can throw at them. What's going on?
Mrs Mayhem is dusting off the First Aid Kit, but Sascha's new invention is perfectly safe, he says ... as long as no one drops it.
Why can't they drop it? Sascha won't say, and Mary-Alice Cooper will do anything to find out.
Could things get out of hand? They certainly could, and it wouldn't take much to set the ball rolling.
One small misstep for Sascha. Check.
One giant leap for Mr Jack. Check.
One girl who won't take "Just be patient, Mary-Alice," for an answer. Check.
From John Arthur Nichol and Manuela Pentangelo, the team who brought you Sascha Martin's Rocket-Ship and Sascha Martin's Time Machine, comes the latest chortle-inducing catastrophe from the chain of disasters that is the Sascha Martin series.
Sascha Martin's Super Ball. His worst disaster yet, by leaps and bounds.