This humorous Self-Help and How-To Guide assists the ordinary consumer in navigating the complexities of acquiring Residential Real Estate in the United States of America. If you want buy a home but you are overwhelmed or confused by the process and have no idea where or how to start, then this is the book for you.REAL REAL ESTATEHow To Get The Home You Want Without Losing Your Mind...Or Your Agent!The problem as I see it, is that the Home Buying Public (HBP) labors under the wrong expectation when it comes to the Home Buying Process.My goal here is to help you to set your feet firmly on the Path to Homeownership. You will need to be equipped with the right armor, weapons and mindset in order to conquer all the obstacles, challenges and flat out attacks that will attempt to defeat you along the way.This is a Path that will take you away from the oftentimes confusing instability and insecurity of renting, and move you towards Home Sweet Home and the emotional stability and financial security that only Homeownership can offer. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to locate and purchase a home that you love, that is within your budget and supports the lifestyle that you want...Simple.