Raylan Gilford served twenty-eight years, seven months, and twenty-five days straight of long-term incarceration inside the Illinois Department of Corrections. During that period, with the exception of four years in total, Mr. Gilford kept something soft, sexy, and sweet (i.e., a woman) in his life, who was longing for his presence on the opposite side of those locked bars and gates. Such a life experience certifies Mr. Gilford as a prison-love scientist. So if you are tired of missing commissary, tired of the officer/mail person moving pass your cell like s/he's in the matrix, tired of your collect calls being denied, tired of hearing about the big-booty girls in the visiting room or how good the vending machine food taste, or tired of falling in love with TV women or ladies from a girly magazine, then this book is for you. Peep game...Prison Love: How to Maintain a Penitentiary Relationship.