Pointless Conversations: The Collection - Volume 3: Are You Going to Heaven? The Red Morph or the Blue Morph? And What IS Mr. Bean?
Pointless Conversations:
Are you Going to Heaven?
In the seventh issue of the comic series all about the pointless, the good-natured (if slightly blasphemous... make that
very
blasphemous) jocularity continues as the conversation turns to 90s children's film
Dennis
, cult horror
Bad Biology
and other such nonsense:
Would you chop-off your willy if it was a drugged-up killer?
Is watching
Walter Matthau
eat paint amusing?
Who carries your luggage to heaven?
Pedognomes...that's right, PEDOGNOMES!
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The Red Morph or the Blue Morph?
In the eighth issue of the comic series all about the pointless, it's more of the same
pop-culture
pwning, with
Indiana Jones 4
,
The Matrix
, and other such tittles:
Morph
genocide...it's never funny, especially when Tony Hart screams himself to sleep at night (shame on you for laughing...*snigger*)
Impromptu impressions of
Indiana Jones
4 characters
What happens when you take a poo... IN
THE MATRIX
?
What would happen if you took both the red pill and blue pill at once?
What IS Mr. Bean?
Here we are at issue nine, and we come to a truly massive topic... What is
Mr. Bean?
It may sound like a daft question, but really,
what is he?
Where did he come from? Why is he here? Why is a grown man still sleeping with a teddy bear, if not for an acute mental illness? You need answers, you need to read
Pointless Conversations: What is Mr. Bean?
and I need to avoid a court case with
Rowan Atkinson
!
Should Mr. Bean be allowed to drive if he's... urm... 'brain-broken'?
Why do we laugh at a handicapped man pouring boiling water into his mouth? Are we a sick and twisted people?
What is that title sequence all about? Is Mr. Bean really from space, or a servant of God?
Alternate opening titles...(for mature/unbalanced readers only)
In case you are in any doubt whatsoever, there is a whole boatload of (supposedly) mature content within these pages.
You have been warned...