Man-tart dislike - Hitler switches - fairground life - child labour - Jamaica - Florence - banana addiction - urban sleepwalks - flying a 747 - giant spiders - beard hatred - owning half the toys in Hamleys. What do all the above have in common? The author of this book, that's what. Out of My Head is an autobiographical ramble through the author's life experiences and subsequent skewed views on everything. Discover the true nature of reality and find out why fashion should be banned; understand why the world needs splugs and learn how to email yourself to distant stars. All this and a great deal more can be found in Out of My Head! This Second Edition contains new content and expanded sections unavailable previously. Contains some (mild) adult content. If unsure, do not purchase for persons under 11.56 years of age.