HAVE YOU EVER
Been kidnapped by members of the Serbian mafia whilst involuntarily assisting in the making of a pornographic movie in Southern Spain?
Come within a whisker of being eviscerated by an Israeli missile strike whilst promoting your first song in Hezbollah controlled Lebanon?
Had a Mexican standoff with a family of gun toting Dwayne's in Ploughshare Alabama over the nature of God?
ME NEITHER. SO HOW ABOUT
Discovering that you have a half brother after having a fight with an electric kettle?
Performing at Madison Square Garden with a bunch of cast offs from the musicals Oliver and Mary Poppins?
Watching your former boss heist a space shuttle after he's successfully eliminated a Taliban inspired terror group in Brooklyn?
No?.....These guys have, and they must rank as the most incompetent set of individuals ever to attempt making a career in the music business.
And despite their best efforts at screwing everything up, they achieve near instant global success.....for a while.