My life is the pits! Why? Because my parents, who used to be perfectly normal, have flipped and moved us all to the country. A seriously bad move! We live in a humpy, that's just another word for a tin shed. We have no hot water, no privacy, a crazy wood-burning stove that eats whole trees and then belches smoke all over us, and last, but definitely not least, we have no toilet! Yes, you heard that correctly- NO TOILET!! Maybe I could even force myself to deal with that if it wasn't for the new school, "Spew High". It's bad enough that I have no friends, but now the class bully is making my life hell. Even the school bus is a nightmare! Believe me, the noodles on our ceiling are the least of my problems. Somehow I just have to get our parents to take us back to civilization! But how
My life is the pits! Why? Because my parents, who used to be perfectly normal, have flipped and moved us all to the country. A seriously bad move! We live in a humpy, that's just another word for a tin shed. We have no hot water, no privacy, a crazy wood-burning stove that eats whole trees and then belches smoke all over us, and last, but definitely not least, we have no toilet! Yes, you heard that correctly- NO TOILET!! Maybe I could even force myself to deal with that if it wasn't for the new school, "Spew High". It's bad enough that I have no friends, but now the class bully is making my life hell. Even the school bus is a nightmare! Believe me, the noodles on our ceiling are the least of my problems. Somehow I just have to get our parents to take us back to civilization! But how
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