Dr Seuss' Loraxe "speaks for the trees" and warns of their future destruction. Well, these gloves are kinda the reverse, as they protect your hands from the trees. And also rocks, and anything else your hands might encounter as you hurl yourself down Here’s Johnny on a Saturday afternoon. Handup Gloves customized with 50+ UPF Sun Protection, FullTouch Touch Screen Technology, Silicone Palm Graphics, and Towel Thumb Sweat Cloth.