Leroy Louder never expected much from life-just a quiet graveyard shift, a few scratch-off tickets, and maybe a vending machine that didn't judge him. But when a cursed lottery ticket sets off a chain of fog-drenched events, Leroy finds himself face-to-mask with a stitched-together figure offering him the ultimate prize: eternal employment. Now stationed in a mausoleum filled with humming filing cabinets and haunted vending machines, Leroy must navigate the afterlife's Claims Division, where bureaucracy is brutal, the coffee is spectral, and the only thing worse than dying is working overtime. Leroy Louder's Haunted Lottery is a darkly funny descent into cosmic red tape-a horror-comedy about fate, failure, and the quiet dignity of showing up anyway. Perfect for fans of absurdist horror, reluctant heroes, and vending machines that whisper back.