Oh, you want an introduction? Let me tell you three lies I tell you in my story; then, you can just assume about my moral character from there. First: I will truthfully tell you my story, no skipping, no flourishing, no heroizing. (only that last part is true). Second: I have a secret. (How boring to have only one. Of course, I have a multitude.) Lastly, I am of no importance in the prophecy you may have heard of. (For further explanation of this one, look no further than the first and final lines.) So, are you willing to spend enough time with me to hear my story? If not, kindly return this book to whatever hidden place you stole it from. If you are brash enough to think you are ready. I have only two words for you: You're lying.
Oh, you want an introduction? Let me tell you three lies I tell you in my story; then, you can just assume about my moral character from there. First: I will truthfully tell you my story, no skipping, no flourishing, no heroizing. (only that last part is true). Second: I have a secret. (How boring to have only one. Of course, I have a multitude.) Lastly, I am of no importance in the prophecy you may have heard of. (For further explanation of this one, look no further than the first and final lines.) So, are you willing to spend enough time with me to hear my story? If not, kindly return this book to whatever hidden place you stole it from. If you are brash enough to think you are ready. I have only two words for you: You're lying.
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