Harrison Potter never asked to be the punchline of his entire school. But when your name sounds exactly like the world's most famous fictional wizard, middle school becomes a perfect storm of bad jokes, unwanted attention, and endless comparisons you never signed up for. "I Read Harry Potter Once" is a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud middle-grade novel about a boy trapped inside a name he didn't choose. After one harmless hallway incident spirals into a full-blown schoolwide identity trial, Harrison must defend himself against chants, memes, accidental fandom, and a surprisingly dramatic substitute teacher who seems to know more than he should. With the help of his best friend Milo (a twelve-year-old attorney in a thrift-store suit), Lottie (the voice of reason), and David (provider of granola and moral support), Harrison discovers: - how names shape the way people see us
- how jokes can hit harder than we think
- how to stand up for yourself when it feels impossible
- and why choosing your own identity matters more than ever Perfect for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Big Nate, Gordon Korman, and Stuart Gibbs, this book blends humor, heart, school life, and social commentary into a story readers will devour in one sitting. Legal Notice:
This book is a work of parody and social commentary. It is not authorized, approved, licensed, or endorsed by J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros., or any rights holders of the Harry Potter franchise. "Harry Potter" is a registered trademark of its respective owners. All characters and events in this book, other than references to the author's own character Harrison "Harry" Potter, are original and used in a transformative, humorous manner. No copyright or trademark infringement is intended.