How to Unf*ck your life after 50
A Boomer's Guide to Laughing, Living, and Lighting Sht on Fire (Before You Die)*
This isn't a cozy self-help book.
This is a no-filter, foul-mouthed, R-rated rebellion for every baby boomer who woke up one morning after 50 and thought:
> "What the hell happened to my life?"
Written by PhishStones (a.k.a. David Salmon), a 60-year-old unapologetic hippie who's lived through vinyl records, midlife breakdowns, and Airstream hangovers, this book isn't here to fix you - it's here to set you the f*ck free.
Inside, you'll find 26 chapters of savage honesty, dark humor, and late-night wisdom on:
Starting over (again)
Kicking regret in the teeth
Surviving loss, grief, and bad knees
Laughing harder than you have in decades
And becoming the wild, free, unfiltered version of you that the world tried to bury
If you're over 50 and still have a pulse, a past, and a middle finger to raise - this book is your call to arms.
> Life doesn't end after 50. It gets f*cking real.