Have you ever taken entirely far longer than you would've strictly preferred to get over a lover? Well, Jon Wilson takes centuries, as a malfunctioning hyperdrive hurtles him across space and time!The memory of Tasha, his ex, will both help and haunt him through multiple invasions, holy wars, and so many apocalypses that he gets kinda used to it; his heart-ache will be his one constant while he is in turn a soldier, slave, monk, smuggler, and knight. He’ll forget her among the force-field legions of an interstellar heroic age, then seek her among the horse-bound knights of a new medieval era; he'll see his name go from the commonest to the rarest in the galaxy; all as Jon’s unwittingly guided to Paradise, the most accursed planet in the Heavens, for it is where all your dreams come true…