In this book I will introduce you to funny stories and dump things about cars, transportation and vacation. This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.Get ready, since it must be the funniest collection of this kind.Carry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is an E-Book version you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh. This collection is available for your E-book reader (kindle), your cell phone, tablet or notebook (with the appropriate app).Table of contentsFun things to do when drivingFunny things to do on a busFunny things to do on an international flightGM Like Computer IndustryHis And Hers Road TripHow to know where a driver is fromDrive through ATM proceduresRules of the road in FloridaDriving stylesSigns your car should be recalledDown South Bumper Stickers10 things you don't want to hear from a guy in a hotelFunny English notices around the world!Funny things to do in an elevator