Attention Vault Dwellers! We hope you’re enjoying your stay in Vault 33. It has come to the Overseer’s attention that some of you might wish to have more options in your wardrobe than your very practical vault suits. After some careful thought and many heated meetings with the Accoutrement Department, we are pleased to introduce the Fallout® Vault 33 Tee! Sporting Vault-Tec’s logo, colors, and the number 33 in bold, it’s a more casual way to let the world know where you’re from. But why would you have to? You’re not going above ground, are you?