When affable computer salesman Sid Straw sends an innocent letter requesting an autographed photo from his former college classmate, the popular and cultish Hollywood actress Heather Locklear (
Melrose Place
,
Spin City
), he has no idea that his life will soon be spiraling out of control-costing his job, draining his finances, foiling his romantic designs on a co-worker, and leaving his entire world in ruins . . .
Until he decides to fight back.
Told through a series of one-sided correspondences with the television star, his bosses, his girlfriend, and various lawyers and PR representatives,
Eat Wheaties!
is a farcical look at celebrity in today's society.
A charming, laugh-out-loud novel (originally published as
The Locklear Letters
),
has been adapted for a major motion picture starring Tony Hale (
Veep
Arrested Development
), Elisha Cuthbert (
24
Happy Endings
), Paul Walter Hauser (
Da 5 Bloods
Richard Jewell
), Danielle Brooks (
Orange Is The New Black
), Alan Tudyk (
Dodgeball
Firefly
) and Sarah Chalke (
Scrubs
Roseanne
).