Ever wondered what it's like to hand over your husband like a half-used, emotionally unstable IKEA flatpack with no instructions and three screws missing?
Welcome to 'Dear Mistress: Here's My Husband's Instruction Manual' - the hilarious, brutally honest guide for the woman who thought she was getting a prize, but actually just inherited someone else's unfinished DIY disaster.
Inside, you'll find 12 delightfully unhinged letters filled with insider tips, maintenance warnings, and survival strategies from the one woman who's been there, done that, washed his pants, and now wishes she'd just thrown them - and him - out the window.
Warning: Contains sarcasm, emotional baggage (his), and traces of freedom (mine).
Side effects may include spontaneous laughter, deep sighs, and rethinking every life choice that brought you here.