Now that I am a new and proud father, I am trying to see the world through a new set of eyes. My son is becoming fascinated by the animal kingdom and the world around him and this has led me to a question or for that matter series of questions. If the animals or things we know and love could talk, what would they say about us? What particular insights on the economy, relationships, or politics would they share with us? What could we learn from them? What about our pets, houses, infants, or cars? The following is part of a series of question and answer interviews with some animals, objects, and otherwise undiscovered talent of note as well as other characters that I thought would be fun if I could get inside the head of:The most common and uncommon characters in the world around us. Our 19 Questions Investigative Team spares no expense, asks the tough questions and get the revealing answers YOU our reading public wants to know. Enjoy!This is a candid, no holds barred interview with a successful, yet misunderstood reptile, I mean amphibian. Once the architect and mastermind of one of the most watched shows of its time. Now seemingly a shell of himself and no where you would have expected life to take him. There are no questions off-limits and no subjects out of bounds...I caught up with him nursing a cold one in a dive off Canal Street one rainy Thursday afternoon...