Tired of everyone being positive ALL OF THE TIME? Step away from the sunny side of the street with our snarky and hilarious anti-affirmations wall calendar! This 2026 12-month wall calendar (January 2026 - December 2026) measures 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) and features thirteen sassy sayings that tell it like it is and includes monthly calendar grids and a bonus 4-month view of January 2027 - April 2027. Printed on FSC-certified premium matte paper that works great when writing with either a pen or pencil.