Tired of everyone being positive ALL OF THE TIME? Step away from the sunny side of the street with our snarky and hilarious anti-affirmations mini wall calendar! The 2026 12-month mini wall calendar measures 7" x 7" (7" x 14" open) and features thirteen sassy sayings that tell it like it is and includes monthly calendar grids and a bonus 4-month view of January 2027 - April 2027. Printed on premium matte paper that works great when writing with either a pen or pencil. This product contains no plastic and is printed on FSC-certified paper.