Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.  That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Diplomacy. PRODUCT SPECS: 3X THICKER than teenage body wash Plant-based thickeners for superior lather Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect Bonus: no loofah required Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free Size: 17.5 oz. *Never tested on animals. Just bad interns. INGREDIENTS: WATER (AQUA), SODIUM LAURYL SULFATE, SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE, COCAMIDOPROPYL HYDROXYSULTAINE, GLYCERIN, ACRYLATES COPOLYMER, COCAMIDOPROPYL BETAINE, ETHYLHEXYLGLYCERIN, HYDRATED SILICA, POLYQUATERNIUM-7, SODIUM BENZOATE, SODIUM CHLORIDE, SODIUM HYDROXIDE, PHENOXYETHANOL, YELLOW 10, GREEN 5, ORANGE 4, RED 33, FRAGRANCE (PARFUM) -